Oh You Cannae Shove Your Granny Off a Bus Lyrics
Oh y'all cannae shove yer granny aff the bus
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I need a modify from the wheels on the bus!! If i demand to sing it one more time today my head volition outburst. My ds is well-nigh ii and bus mad.
Tin can i sing him that?? Can i? Information technology wouldn't exist as well bad, i mean we sung information technology when young and never pushed my daddy'due south mammy off the charabanc.
Ds is standing side by side to me pulling my arm shouting "Motorbus BUS BUS" equally nosotros speak. !
Although if ds did desire to shove my dps mammy off the bus, i would see his point lol.
Great song! We used to always sing it when we were wee.
There'southward also 'Stop the passenger vehicle I need a wee wee' and The Back of The Bus is in the Huff' 
'Ye tin can shove yer other granny aff the bus,
ye can shove yer other granny aff the bus,
ye can shove yer other granny,
cos she's yer Daddy'south Mammy,
ye tin shove yer other granny aff the passenger vehicle'
I never shoved mine either.
Oo i forgot about cease the bus i need a wee wee! Back of the bus cannae sing too.
'Cease the bus I need a wee wee
terminate the jitney I demand a wee wee
Finish the bus I demand a wee wee
A wee wee potable of juice!'
School trip memories come flooding back!
My god my mum used to sing stop the bus I need a wee wee
My 2 Beloved ye cannae shove yer granny aff a bus.
Ex'southward mum did pull a cats bum oral fissure as she idea I had fabricated up the other Granny verse until I showed her it in a book ADN the Singing Kettle video SHE had bought
How do we get to grandma's firm, grandma'due south business firm, grandma'southward house
How do we get to grandma's house, so far abroad?
On the autobus, on the bus.
Off we get together, riding on the double-decker,
On the jitney, on the jitney.
Off we go together, riding on the bus.
Followed by...
In the machine...
On the train...
etc.
To the melody of "here we go round the mulberry bush".
Sympathies.
we utilize She'll Be Coming Circular The Mount (ie the same tune as the granny-shoving song) for custom songs too
dd: song mummy
MrsB: which vocal, dd?
dd: passenger vehicle song
MrsB: [sings] the wheels on the bus go round and circular...
dd: No mummy, giraffe motorbus vocal
MrsB: 
dd: GIRAFFE BUS Song, MUMMY!
MrsB: [sobs]
(for the record it went
did you ever catch the jitney with a giraffe?
did you always catch the bus with a giraffe?
did yous ever grab the bus
the rattle-tattle omnibus
did you always catch the bus with a giraffe?)
Oo i similar the giraffe one! We did exercise wheels on the autobus a proficient 20 or then more than times, but volition utilise the giraffe jitney vocal tomorrow.
lol @ badger's rubbish song
wow, i'd forgotten the end the bus i need a wee wee. brilliant.
i sang 'you cannae shove yer granny' when DS1 was born. MIL was horrified. She'd never heard it before and thought information technology was very bad taste.
Granny song - we used to sing "for she's yer Mammys mammy"
Stop the bus song ended "and the driver needs wan tae"
y'all couldn't button your mammys mammy off, only you lot could push your other granny, your daddys mammy lol.
Funny, we sing this too with our 3 year one-time. She recently started to go that its cheeky and love it. Although I do go into trouble from my married man for occasionally launching into "everybodies doing it doing it doing it, pickin their nose and chewin it, chewin it...etc.
does anyone recollect The Piggy on the Railway 1 ?
Piggy on the railway picking up stones
Along came the engine and broke poor piggy's basic
'Oh' said the piggy 'Thats non fair'
'And then' said the engine 'I dont care'
Dont remember that i would be immune either now
Nosotros used to sing information technology wil a real 'hahaha I dont intendance phonation, God we were horrible
Anyone used to sing 'Oh you'll never become to heaven,
in daddy'south machine,
cause daddy'due south car,
won't go that far.'
There were many verses and I tin only remember that one.
Remembered ane!
'Oh you'll never go to sky,
in a jumbo jet,
Cause the Lord hasn't built,
any runways yet.'
You'll never go to heaven
in a biscuit tin
cos a biscuit can'southward
got biscuits in
Oh you'll never get to heaven in a baked edible bean tin
'cause a baked bean tin can'due south got baked beans in
In that location were lots & lots of verses
Hail To The Bus Driver,
Omnibus Driver,
Charabanc Commuter
Hail To The Bus Driver,
Bus Driver, Man
He Drinks, And He Cusses
And Stinks Up The Busses
Hail To The Bus Driver,
Coach Driver,
Bus Driver
Hail To The Omnibus Driver,
Motorbus Driver, Human being
Maybe not....
Oh you'll never become to heaven
On a Playtex bra
'Cos a Playtex bra
Won't stretch that far!
Anyone recollect:
Where was the goalie when the brawl was in the net?
One-half-way up the goalposts with his nappies circular his neck!
They put him on a stretcher, they put him on a bed,
They rubbed his tum with Pedigree Chum
And this is what he said,
"Dominion Brittania..." etc
Observe the slight alter I made when I taught this to the dc? 
I shouldn't accept bothered!
Shoshe - I accept that poetry on a kids cassette record.
Granted I bought it a wee while ago
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Oh You Cannae Shove Your Granny Off a Bus Lyrics
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